VINTAGE MAD HOUSE OF WISCONSIN
MAD HOUSE TV SHOW COME TO MENOMONIE WI
JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT LOBERG WAS GETTING BETTER, NO NEED FOR A LENGHTLY STAY IN THE RUBBER ROOM, LOOK WHAT JULIE MADE HIM DO! GO TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GET A CAR!YOU KNOW HE CAN’T HELP HIMSELF….HE IS A MAN WITH NO WILL POWER
MARCH 14
IT ALL STARTED WHEN CHRIS LOGERG WENT TO WINSTON-SALEM NC AND BOUGHT A NASCAR SOUTHEAST SERIES MODIFIED FROM JON-BOY BROWN. JON-BOY IS ONE OF THE FEATURED DRIVERS ON THE TV SHOW, MAD HOUSE
(SUNDAY NIGHTS 10PM CDT ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL) WELL, JIM HEILAND WROTE A LITTLE STORY ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE WITH OLD TIMER GEESERS RACING. VINTAGE MAD HOUSE OF WISCONSIN.
MARCH 16
HERE IS THE DEAL. I’M WRITING A SCRIPT FOR MAD HOUSE. ONLY IT WILL BE “VINTAGE MAD HOUSE OF WISCONSIN.IT WILL START OUT WITH BOB HEINE SPINNING OUT DARREL AT GOLDEN SANDS SPEEDWAY IN WISCONSIN RAPIDS. DARREL GETS REALLY MAD, CLIMBS OUT OF HIS CAR WALKS TO
THE EDGE OF THE TRACK AND THROWS HIS WALKER AT HEINES CAR.
LOBERG SWERVES TO MISS THE WALKER ON THE TRACK BUMPING
HEILANDS CAR, HEILAND THROWS HIS CRUTCH OUT THE WINDOW
INTO LOBERGS RADIATOR…MATT’S EDSEL RUNS OVER THE CRUTCH
AND KNOCKS HIS RIGHT HAND DOOR OFF…OH THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
IN THE MORNING EVERYONE MEETS AT LOGERGS TRAILER
FOR PANCKES AND SCRAMBLED EGGS, THEY DON’T REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE, LIFE IS GOOD!
TO BE CONTINUED ....MARCH 17 by Mark May
Three days to races: Jim unlocks the front door of the newly opened Liberty Station Obama re-election headquarters.....The phone rings....Yes, its the call Jim has been waiting for. The New sponsorship deal is a go.....Jims will soon be displaying the new sponsor on the now "DEPENDS" sponsored orange Nova. No more worries on race day!!!!!
Two days to the races: Bob Heine has had a noise in his motor since adjusting the valves last week. Time to recheck his work.....low and behold ...here is his missing dentures in the valve cover....life is good, but lunch will taste like motor oil today!!!!!
One day to the races: Chris boy Loberg has to replace the plutonium reactor in his nuclear powered Nash Metropolitan. The geiger counter has been reading in the danger level for radiation for two weeks now, but the NASA powered Nash has been rocket fast so Chris boy decides to ignore the radiation and buy a 45 layer driving suit instead.
Race day: Darrell arrives at the races and realizes he forgot his driving suit....He runs the races in his shorts and a nylon "Golden Sands Speedway" jacket ( Oh wait a minute...this really happened last summer!) Anyway he had along his driving shoes so in case of fire Sheila could identify the chared remains by his feet.
Matt debutes his new Toyota power Edsel...he figures the sticking throttle should help his lap time....
Darrell wins the feature in his fuel injected, twin turbo, blown, nitrous injected , nitro fueled ,fiberglas bodied 7/8 scale 57 Chev "stock" car.... and in the morning everyone meets at Lobergs trailer for pancakes and scrambled eggs...no one remenbers what happened the night before, Life is good!
To be continued!!!!
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MARCH 18 By Jim Heiland
HERE IS THE LATEST ON THE CAMPAIN HEAD QUARTERS. OBOMA FOUND OUT THERE WERE ONLY 11 DEMOCRATES IN SIBLEY COUNTY AND CANCELLED THE CONTRACT. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT TIM PAULENTY IS THINKING ABOUT MAKE A RUN AT THE OFFICE AND MIGHT SIGNED LIBERTY STATION AS CAMPAIN HEAD QUARTERS.
NEXT, THE OTHER SPONSOR HEILAND WAS WORKING WITH CAME THROUGH WITH PARTIAL SUPPORT. IT'S ONLY AVAILABLE WHEN NEEDED, AND SHOULD BE PUT IN PLAY ONE HOUR BEFORE THE ACTION BEGINS, BUT IF IT LASTS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, CONSIDER THAT A BONUS. YES YOU GUESSED IT , IT'S VIAGRA. BOTH SPONSORS MAY HAVE SAMPLES AND WE KNOW MOST OF THE VINTAGE GUYS WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
EVERY ONE WHAT TO GO TO LOBERGS TRAILER FOR EGGS AND PANCAKES BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT IS
LIFE IS GOOD
APRIL, 8-9-10-11-12
CHRIS BOY LOBERG FINDS OUT HEILAND IS GOING TO WINSTON-SALEM NC TO BUY A CAMPER. CHRIS BOY ASK HEILAND TO DROP OFF SOME RACING PARTS AT JON BOY BROWNS RACE SHOP IN KERNERSVILLE NC. JIM HEILAND AND HIS LITTLE WOMAN CHRIS W TAKE OFF FOR THE CAROLINA'S.
SATURDAY MORNING THEY MEET THE MOTOR HOME GUY AND FIND OUT THERE WERE ABOUT $3000 OF REPAIR NEEDED ON THE MOTOR HOME THAT BRUCE FORGOT TO MENTION. BLEEP....BLEEP....#@**#@** HEILAND WAS PISSED. DIDN'T BUY IT
WE PROCEED TO FIND THE RACE SHOP IN KERNERSVILLE. WOW LOOKS JUST LIKE IT DOES ON TV. WE STOPPED AT S & R MOTORS WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE OLD BRICK RACE SHOP. THERE WE MET MELVIN "PUDDIN" SWISHER, OWNER OF THE CAR LOT, RACE SHOP AND SOME OF THE RACE CARS FEATURED IN THE MAD HOUSE TV SHOW. WE ALSO MET SOME OF THE RACE CREW AND GOT THE RED CARPET TOUR OF THE FACILITY. THEY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN NICER, MUST BE THAT SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY.
AFTER ABOUT A HALF HOUR, JON BOY BROWN CAME BUY. VERY NICE YOUNG MAN. WE TALKED RACING FOR AWHILE. I HAD TO ASK HIM IF THE TV SHOW WAS REAL. HE SAID IT WAS REAL AS COULD BE. AFTER MEETING SOME OF THE PLAYERS, DRIVERS AND OWNERS, I BELIEVE IT.
LATER THAT AFTERNOON WE WENT TO BOWMAN GRAY STADIUM IN WINSTON-SALEM. THATS WHERE THE TV SHOW WAS FILMED. THERE WAS AN OPEN PRACTICE SATURDAY. THERE WE HOOKED UP WITH NATHAN MCGEE. NATHAN HELPED PUT THE MAS HOUSE SHOW TOGETHER AND IS THE PR GUY FOR JONATHAN BROWN. HE SHOWED US AROUND THE PITS AND INTRODUCED US TO MORE RACERS,
THE RACE TRACK IN ON THE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS, IT HAS A FOOTBALL FIELD IN THE MIDDLE. IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE 1949. I WAS TOLD IT SEATS ABOUT 19,000. LOTS OF HISTORY THERE. WE GOT TO WATCH THE MINI STOCKER, SPORTSMAN AND THE MODIFIEDS PRACTICE. THOSE MODIFIEDS ARE SOMETHING ELSE, GROUND SHAKERS.
THE TRACK IS ABOUT ALMOST 21/2 CARS WIDE AND FLAT, VERY FLAT. IT TAKES TALANT TO NAVAGATE THERE.
AFTER SPENDING A FEW HOURS WITH THE K-VILLE MAFIA RACERS, THE PAIN OF THE MOTOR HOME DEAL WAS LESS.
IT WAS A LONG QUICK TRIP, WE MET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, AND DID HAVE SOME FUN.
AFTER CHRIS BOY PAYS ME THAT $1000 PARTS DELIVERY FEE, I'LL FEEL EVEN BETTER........
JIM AND CHRISSY FIND A WAFFLE HOUSE, HAVE PANCAKES AND SCRAMBLED EGGS, LIFE IS GOOD
WATCH MAD HOUSE ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL SUNDAY AT 10pm
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